On Saturday, November 11, Chrissy Teigen attended the star-studded Baby2Baby Gala in a one-shoulder floor-length gown with a thigh-high slit and a number of beaded flowers. It’s very pretty, and she looks very pretty in it.
Later, however, she must have bent over too quickly or something, because the back split all the way open. The zipper just completely pulled apart, nearly to Teigen’s butt, and she put the evidence on Instagram Stories with an “Oh lol.” You can see the screenshot here.
Now, I absolutely believe that this happened organically and by accident. It’s a tight dress and the world is an imperfect place. It’s not a fake-out attempt to be funny for clout. It’s an omen. Old Chrissy is back.