185 Pick Up Lines For Girls To Get Bae Laughing

While sending your new crush a quick “hi” and a smiley face might be more than enough to intrigue them, sometimes it’s nice to have a sassy or funny pick-up line to keep things interesting. We know: You hear “pick-up lines” and immediately think cheesy, but having a fun pick-up line in your back pocket is a great way to break the ice and leave them wanting more.

For some reason, pick-up lines said by women just seem funnier (and are typically more successful… sorry, boys). Yes, they are super corny, but when delivered right, they’re too charming not to grab the intended target’s interest — and, you know, maybe even fall in love with you a little bit right on the spot. And, if nothing else, they’re an easy way to get a good laugh!

If you’re looking for pick-up lines for girls, know that you have some company. According to the latest search data available, that query is searched for around 23,000 times per month. So, keep scrolling to find the funniest, sassiest, sweetest, and sexiest pick-up lines that you can use in your next text to ramp up the romance.

Cute and Sweet

1. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
2. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
3. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
4. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
5. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you he needs my heart back.
6. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
7. There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can’t take them off you.
8. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Well then, please start.
9. Was your mother a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
10. Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back.
11. You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
12. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
13. Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
14. You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
15. Hey, can you help me get to a doctor? My heart keeps skipping a beat when I’m with you.
16. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
17. Your hand looks heavy; can I hold it for you?
18. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
19. For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see I am still living, but heaven has been brought to me.
20. Should I walk by again, or have you already realized I’m your soulmate?
21. What’s that wonderful scent you’re wearing? Oh! That’s just you? I love it.
22. I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
23. Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
24. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
25. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
26. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
27. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
28. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
29. Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
30. Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
31. Would you mind giving my arm a little pinch? Why? Well, you’re so cute that I figured I must be dreaming.
32. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
33. You must be the speed of light because time stops when I look at you.
34. Let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
35. Baby, our love is like dividing by zero — it cannot be defined.
36. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
37. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line.
38. We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
39. I’m not even playing cards, but somehow I pulled a King.
40. They say nothing lasts forever. Want to be my nothing?

Funny and Clever

1. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
2. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
3. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
4. Sorry, but you owe me a drink — when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
5. Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
6. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?
7. Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
8. Nice shirt! What’s it made of, boyfriend material?
9. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
10. Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot tea!
11. Can I walk you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
12. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
13. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
14. Do you believe in love at first sight — or should I walk by again?
15. Do you have the time? (Tells you the time) No, the time to write down my number?
16. You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
17. You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
18. I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
19. I’m going to have to report Spotify… Because I didn’t see you in my hottest singles last week.
20. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.
21. I’m not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.
22. I should charge you rent for spending so much time in my head.
23. I would take you to the movies, but they don’t allow snacks.
24. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what: Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
25. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
26. If you were a president, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.
27. I usually go for 8s, but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.
28. You must be debt ’cause my interest in you is growing.
29. If you were a book, you’d be fine print.
30. If you were a chicken, you’d be im-peck-able.
31. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
32. Excuse me while I delete all of my dating apps.
33. Do you have Instagram? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
34. I’d say bless you, but it looks like you already have been.
35. I’m writing an article on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?
36. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
37. Do you like bagels? Because you’re bae goals.
38. You’re the type of person I want to divulge my family trauma to.
39. Your eyes are like IKEA; I could get lost in them for hours.
40. If you were a taser, you’d be set to “stun.”

Super Cheesy But Oh-So Fun

1. Can you take me to the doctor? I just broke my leg falling for you.
2. You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
3. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
4. Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
5. Is there an airport nearby, or is it my heart taking off?
6. Hey, you’re pretty, and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cute.
7. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “I” and “U” together.
8. If I’m vinegar, you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
9. Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? ‘Cuz I’ve been waiting for you all day.
10. You look familiar. Did you graduate from “The University of Handsome Men”?
11. Do you play Quidditch? Because you’re a keeper!
12. Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.
13. Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
14. I’ll have what you’re having.
15. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
16. They say if you share a PSL with someone it means you’re tied for life. Want a sip?
17. Want to spin a dreidel with me?
18. Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
19. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
20. I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away!
21. Are you a fisher? Because I think you’re a reel catch.
22. I didn’t even have to run to catch these butterflies.
23. I hope you’re a doctor because I am sick for your love.
24. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
25. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
26. Are you a black hole? Because I am sucked into your beauty.
27. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
28. Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
29. How can I plan our wedding if I don’t have your number?
30. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
31. You must be a dog person because you look fetching!
32. Are you a charger? ‘Cause I’m dying without you.
33. I’d put my Crocs in sport mode just to chase you.
34. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
35. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… because I’m the 1 you need.
36. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.
37. Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
38. If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
39. Let’s play a game. Not Hide and Seek, though, because people like you are hard to find.
40. Do you like Mexican food? Because I just to wrap you up and make you my bae-ritto.

Flirty and Sexy

1. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
2. I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.
3. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
4. You are like my favorite cup of coffee, hot and lip-smacking!
5. Do you know what would look really good on you? Me.
6. Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
7. Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.
8. I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?
9. Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice.
10. Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine.
11. Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
12. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
13. Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.
14. I’m going to give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, just return it.
15. Are you a football player? Because I’d like you to touchdown here!
16. Are you a supermarket sample? ‘Cuz I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
17. You must be a vodka shot because you hit me hard and spun my world around.
18. Let’s save water by taking a shower together.
19. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
20. There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!
21. Do you want to be my dirty little secret?
22. Is that a mistletoe above your head, or are you about to kiss me?
23. I have some Hanukkah gelt in my pocket, want to help me find it?
24. Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
25. Are you HTTP? Because without you, I’m just ://
26. If I had four quarters to give to the cutest guys in the world, you would have a dollar!
27. I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.
28. Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within six feet of me?
29. You look like such a hot rod, and I would love to be your driver.
30. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
31. They say the human body is 70 percent water. I’m feeling pretty thirsty.
32. Aren’t you worried about global warming? Because you’re making it hot in here.
33. I’ve got all these forks and knives… all I need is a big spoon.
34. I think we’ve met before. Actually, never mind — it was just in my dreams.
35. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
36. I don’t know how this works. Are we married now?
37. Saw you’re a foodie… I know a few things you could taste.
38. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
39. I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
40. I know you’re busy, but could you please add me to your list of things to do?

Quotes and Lyrics

1. “I dreamed that you bewitched me into bed and sung me moon-struck, kissed me quite insane. (I think I made you up inside my head.).” — Sylvia Plath
2. “I would like to be the air that inhabits you for a moment only. I would like to be that unnoticed and that necessary.” — Margaret Atwood
3. “All I ever wanted was to sit by a fire with someone who wanted me in measure the same to my wanting. To want to make a fire with someone, with you, was all.” — Katie Ford
4. “I have to tell you, there are times when the sun strikes me like a gong, and I remember everything, even your ears.” — Dorothea Grossman
5. “You might not have been my first love but you were the love that made all other loves seem irrelevant.” — Rupi Kaur
6. “My river runs to thee. Blue sea, wilt thou welcome me? My river awaits reply. Oh! Sea, look graciously…” — Emily Dickinson
7. “I don’t bite, you know… unless it’s called for.” — Charade
8. “Was that cannon fire, or is my heart pounding?” — Casablanca
9. “Take me to bed or lose me forever.” — Top Gun
10. “I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing.” — Pretty Woman
11. “I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.” — Pretty Woman
12. “I know what I want because I have it in my hands right now. You.” — P.S. I Love You
13. “Why don’t you come up and see me sometime?” — She Done Him Wrong
14. “You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.” — Who Framed Roger Rabbit
15. “I’d like to kiss you but I just washed my hair.” — The Cabin in the Cotton
16. “You’re, like, the coolest person I’ve ever met and you don’t even have to try.” — Juno
17. “You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat.” — No Strings Attached
18. “Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.” — Casablanca
19. “I’ve fallen in love. I’m an ordinary woman. I didn’t think such violent things could happen to ordinary people.” — Brief Encounter
20. “I guess when you’re young, you just believe there’ll be many people… you’ll connect with. Later in life, you realize it only happens a few times.” — Before Sunset
21. “Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.” — Unknown
22. “Do you have a name or can I call you mine?” — Unknown
23. “I knew you before I met you. I’ve known you my whole life.” — Nayyirah Waheed
24. “You need kissing badly. That’s what’s wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.” — Gone with the Wind
25. “How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense, it could conceivably change your political views?” — The Sure Thing